What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.